Hi everybody.
I just came back from a quick visit to Seattle and the Bumbershoot Festival. It was really nice and what FANTASTIC people there!! I had a really good time chatting to people at the festival. Sometimes we europeans think that we are all alone – we certainly have some good pals over there! Cheers!
Well, apart from the festival and visiting historic landmarks as the house where Kurt Cobain shot himself one major thing had an impact on me. Well two actually – counting Obamas speech at the democratic convention in Denver that is. The appearance of Sarah Palin. The govenor from Alaska, and now crown princess of McCains potential chair in the oval office. WOW! What a gal! Yihaa!
And what a fantastic moron she is. She held a very special speech, when she was revealed as the vice presidential candidate. I made a song about, what it sounded like in my ears.
Pro-Fight
It’s funnier to be a vice president
in a republican government
than to have a teenage girl who is pregnant
singin’ ooh-la-di-lah
singin’ ooh-la-di-lah
We’re gonna rid the streets of every fag
And send every healthy boy away to Iraq
This is how we will relieve this country’s burdened back
singin’ ooh-la-di-lah
singin’ ooh-la-di-lah
Confess to the choir
Confess to the status quo
Repeat the mantra the resides within
The blockbuster devil is a big black sin
Confess to the maker
Confess every microscope
The truth lies in babies that have not yet been born
The net beneath Darwin is about to be torn
The rural Alaska has got it right
Pro-choice is substituted with a Pro-fight
In school you will learn about intelligent design
And that kingdom comes from a bold decline
Confess to the choir
Confess to the status quo
Repeat the mantra the resides within
The blockbuster devil is a big black sin
Confess to the maker
Confess every microscope
The truth lies in babies that have not yet been born
The net beneath Darwin is about to be torn
September 5, 2008 at 8:06 am
Wow!!!
I just love this song… Now you’re not only cutting, you’re also smoking hot!
September 6, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Smoking pot?
September 6, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I actually have decided not to let my political standpoints shine through the messages delivered in the songs here. I think most people from nortern europe is reacting like me. Well maybe not. One of my colleages actually likes Sarah Palin…
September 16, 2008 at 6:54 am
You might be the most ignorant person I’ve encountered today.
September 16, 2008 at 7:42 am
YIHUW! My first negative comment!
Ignorant in what way? … hello? … I guess I’m not quite as ignorant as Sarah Palin. Did you see her trying to answer the question about the Bush Doctrine? Even I, the lowest of the lowest scum polluting the internet with stupid songs knows about the Bush doctrine. I would actually have been better prepared for the interview than Sarah Palin was.
I guess THAT makes ignorants think – hopefully also Sarah Palin.
September 16, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Really?!
What is the Bush doctrine?
Because Chuck was actually incorrect in what he said it was. This was his reason for stalling when Sarah put the question back to him.
Your songs cadence is completely off.
September 17, 2008 at 2:53 am
Oh what little credibility we had left has completely been eaten up by that pit bull bitch. She must have good genes so they decided to breed her daughter.
September 17, 2008 at 9:14 am
September 17, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Credibility isn’t worth worrying about.
Why does anyone care what some of the more socialist countries think about us? I would hope that they don’t think of us as credible. Once they start approving of the things we do, we are in trouble. Pit bulls we should not be. Yet, why not equal in tenacity?
September 18, 2008 at 8:43 am
What an enlighting and inspiring point! I totally agree.
September 25, 2008 at 7:57 pm
That pic has to be photo shopped. It’s pretty obvious. Was that a real vogue magazine?
September 25, 2008 at 8:35 pm
If you look closely, you’ll see it’s the same picture.
But Sarah Palin was featured in Vogue Magazine. However not on the cover.
September 30, 2008 at 2:56 pm
That is a terrible photoshop image.
October 2, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I LOOK JUST LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY BODY SAYS
October 2, 2008 at 7:30 pm
wat the fuck is this …………… are you running for V.P or are you trying out for americans next top model?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ……this is not a joke so grow up and start takin it more serious…………………………….peace yo